Gasp and swoon, an actual Friday five.

Five things that made me tired this week, in no particular order:

• squirrels on my balcony, irritating my cat and eating the birdseed (at least they were merry)
• hearing "this powerpoint is great, but it doesn't tell a story" ... OK, I'll get on that, right after nap time - what are we, in kindergarten, for Christ's sake??
• the third phone interview for the third job I have not actually applied for, where people are eager to hire me to do the same job I'm doing now (a.k.a. the job I am least interested in doing), for the same money, plus a longer commute
• drama drama drama drama drama
  
• staying up too late and getting up too early... not funny - but true