I just can't get enough.

Have I said this already? Nine thousand times? I want to marry one or both of these guys. Maybe not at the same time, but subsequently, sure. And then wedding #3 will be reserved for a sugar daddy.

Excerpt for those too lazy to click the link:

"So, Scientology, you have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for Earth has just begun. Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"