Hmmm...

They changed this Sunday's church sermon topic from "The Joy of Sex" to "The Joy of Friendship" recently. Unless I totally hallucinated that whole sex thing. I really don't think I did, though.

The church is right next to a middle school. Wonder if that had anything to do with it.

Or perhaps it's a conspiracy. "Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you."

At least I don't have to go to church on Sunday now.