Friday five: how to keep your sanity at work.

Stolen from a very old, very extensive list of suggestions in my email archive. My five favorites, in no particular order:

• Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
• Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
• When the money comes out the ATM, scream, "I won!" "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"
• Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
• Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in."

Off to the gym for more closed-captioning fun! Happy weekend everyone.