"Now that's a real shame..."

"... when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that."

I won $2 tonight - TWO WHOPPING DOLLARS - in "Blue State Hold 'Em" (because we all refused to call it "Texas Hold 'Em"). All I could think when I was cashing out was, "I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!!!" And now I really want to watch Better Off Dead. So I think I will.