To everyone who has recently said they thought I was seeing someone or asked me how "the relationship" is going, I ask the following: Can you please introduce me to this person I'm allegedly dating?
I think that I heard something, somewhere, sometime, from someone, to the effect that you were living with someone. Or I just imagined it, which happens more and more frequently these days as my brain cells die off like targets in a shooting gallery.
Hell's bells, Jen(n), I was, until just recently, under the delusion that you were living with someone...
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Hell's bells, avast there! Gotta run ahead o'the storm! Haul on that mains'il sharpish, else I'll keelhaul ya! Arggggh.
Seriously?? WHY?? What vibe am I giving off, exactly? (Besides a perpetually annoyed one, which, granted, could come from living with someone.)
ReplyDeleteI think that I heard something, somewhere, sometime, from someone, to the effect that you were living with someone. Or I just imagined it, which happens more and more frequently these days as my brain cells die off like targets in a shooting gallery.
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