If it's not a coked-up couple sitting in front of me...

... it's a couple who can't keep their hands off each other standing in front of me ... or a heavily medicated old man sitting next to me who keeps falling over on me ... or a bunch of drunken frat boys sitting behind me who wouldn't know a Bob Dylan song if it ran over and smacked them in the head ... or, in tonight's case, a guy sitting in front of me who forgot to take his rittalin before the show.

I acknowledge that that's probably quite insensitive of me. But it just never fails. I've vowed this before but I'll say it again ... No more shows where I can't move around in the crowd. Or at least away from certain people in the crowd.