Ignoreland.

Five shallow things I wish I didn't know right now:

1. that Michael Moore shaved, cut his hair and bought a suit.

2. that Michael Ian Black hosted the Late Late Show this past week.

3. that "they" are making a Dukes of Hazzard movie.

4. that Johnny Knoxville and Sean William Scott are playing Bo and Luke Duke in said movie (I won't even bring up the Jessica Simpson/Daisy Duke debacle).

5. that George Lucas still hasn't released Star Wars: Episode 3 and won't for several more months (no I'm not anxiously awaiting; rather, I thought that crap had already come and gone, for the love of Pete).