In between Guardians of the Galaxy (which was brilliant) and Expendables III (which was terrible), we saw five others. Here they are, listed in order of most favorite to least favorite, with a sentence one of us uttered during the movie:
- Snowpiercer - "This is the silliest crackhead revolt movie I have ever seen."
- Lego Movie - "So... the point of the movie is that management saves the day?"
- Chef - "You had me at 'put a big blob of butter on it'..."
- Captain America - "Robert Redford - what is he, like, EIGHTY??"
- Transcendence - "Just replace Johnny Depp with Monsanto." (Runners up: "It's like Zombieland for nerds"; "Johnny Depp should just play weirdos.")
Seriously, though. Snowpiercer + wine = you won't be sorry.